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Every big adventure should feel like your last. Every attempt should feel like a final charge up the hill. Tomorrow doesn’t exist.
wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc


emosquad:

u can say what u want about brendon urie but the story about a little mormon boy that decided he wanted to be a glittery bisexual weed-smoking emo stripper really fuels me 


stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU

NO SPOILERS


legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.


mongoosewillygraham:

I simply cannot tell you how often I think about this gif and I am extremely pleased that I came across this wonderful gem again.

mongoosewillygraham:

I simply cannot tell you how often I think about this gif and I am extremely pleased that I came across this wonderful gem again.


bloodcoldeyeswide:

I wanna fall in love but at the same time I would rather just gauge my own eyes out


entertainmentweekly:

A little GIF action, courtesy of Doctor Who’s new Doctor and this week’s cover star, Peter Capaldi. 
Photo Credit: Jeff Riedel for EW.

entertainmentweekly:

A little GIF action, courtesy of Doctor Who’s new Doctor and this week’s cover star, Peter Capaldi. 

Photo Credit: Jeff Riedel for EW.


missviolethunter:

mikotoawase:

hurricane-head:

Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?

LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE 

WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?

WHO I ASK YOU

JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON

Oh, Chris.

This is priceless.