so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc
u can say what u want about brendon urie but the story about a little mormon boy that decided he wanted to be a glittery bisexual weed-smoking emo stripper really fuels me
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.
SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU
When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.
I simply cannot tell you how often I think about this gif and I am extremely pleased that I came across this wonderful gem again.
I wanna fall in love but at the same time I would rather just gauge my own eyes out
A little GIF action, courtesy of Doctor Who’s new Doctor and this week’s cover star, Peter Capaldi.
Photo Credit: Jeff Riedel for EW.
Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?
LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE
WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?
WHO I ASK YOU
JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON
This is priceless.