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Secret Rules Disney Has For Their Employees! 

serenecourageouswisdom:

ariana97jackson:

thewildonion:

myownspotlight-:

hislilrose81011:

thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

supbraah:

buzz-lightning:

burnpianoisland:

People who work in Disneyland or Walt Disney World amusement parks are held to a higher standard than the employees of most companies, or even other theme parks. Let’s take a look at some of the interesting (and some disappointing) rules these “cast members,” as they’re known by Disney, have to live by!

Read on

These are so fucking awesome except the fact that they don’t allow people with tattoos thats just lame as fuck

I am Disney Cast Member and this is all true.

these are all so fucking true and it’s what made the experience ALMOST A BIT HELLISH AT THE SAME TIME

the tattoo isn’t necessarily true though…you can have them as long as you can cover them up

i knew a lot of people with tattoos and piercings laksjdf

I had to wait a month to have my plug holes grow back to normal size and be evaluated by a Disney representative in order to be approve to be placed on to a waiting list to get a job in the food department.
I did it all for nothing because 3 months later I got an email saying they filled all available positions and that I would have to reapply.
Yeeeeeeah no.
By then I was 305% done with that company and there desire for all cast members to have a “wholesome” look.
I don’t understand how body modifications have to do with being “wholesome” but alright.

They also don’t allow men to have hair “Past the ear, or shirt collar”. In Australia, that’s can be classed as gender discrimination.

With all of their guidelines it seems as if I’m gonna become a Disney princess guys! Wish me luck! 

Some of these actually make me angry…

Well I’m definitely not working there now

Disney doesnt play around. Yeesh.

I think it’s nice that they want all their employees to look professional. A lot of jobs have a “no visible tattoos” clause…key word here: visible. Also everyone who works there is very friendly and that’s important :)


initiala:

Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker

Okay what I love most about this is Nat knows his neighbors.

(okay I love everything about this, especially Natasha continuing this conversation like they totally just didn’t jump out of a plane and murder/incapacitate twelve people, but we’ll focus on one thing in particular)

It’s really fueling my headcanon that Natasha just comes over and bothers Steve when she’s bored sometimes. She just comes in through the window sometimes, picks the lock when Steve isn’t home and rearranges his furniture (“The harmony of the room was off-balance” “That is a load of bullshit” “Have you gone undercover as a New Age specialist? No? Shut up. Harmony”), replaces his healthy food with microwave dinners. Things like that. Natasha is a world-class troll.

But she has cased his neighbors. She’s watching his back, making sure he’s in a good neighborhood, that he’s got a safe space to come home to.

STEVE PROTECTS HER ON THE FRONT LINES, SHE PROTECTS HIM ON THE HOME FRONT


oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again


florizuelan:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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I was gonna scroll past but lol


vanillish:

when your friends successful post appears on your dashimage


production stills of Mila Kunis in The Angriest Man in Brooklyn.


bethelionqueen:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

betterthandarkchocolate:

thelipstickontherim:

Bring socks!!!! #homeless #donate #homelessness

As are toiletries!

I would also advice NOT to buy wool socks because yes, they are warm, but wool shrinks very easily, some people are allergic to wool, and wet wool is one of the most uncomfortable things in the world.
Thick cotton socks would be best, they’d last the longest and be the easiest to take care of and clean.
- Jane

Cotton is best. Always cotton

bethelionqueen:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

betterthandarkchocolate:

thelipstickontherim:

Bring socks!!!! #homeless #donate #homelessness

As are toiletries!

I would also advice NOT to buy wool socks because yes, they are warm, but wool shrinks very easily, some people are allergic to wool, and wet wool is one of the most uncomfortable things in the world.

Thick cotton socks would be best, they’d last the longest and be the easiest to take care of and clean.

- Jane

Cotton is best. Always cotton


url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”


basedgosh:

*apologizes* *apologizes for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes after you say its ok* *repeats cycle*


songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS